Yesterday there was this
Um, not EVERYONE in Portland makes a good cup of coffee, so get off your high horse… I mean, your tall bike,… fb.me/1LoJHC8c4
— Aisha Tyler (@aishatyler) May 27, 2012
Then
@JessCampbell90 Didn’t dis vegans. I dissed superioristic hipster *sshole vegans who weld 2 bikes together so they can look down on others.
— Aisha Tyler (@aishatyler) May 27, 2012
Before that
“Peloton.” That’s the idiomatic French loan word for fourteen bony white men who wear neon green Spanx and think stop signs are for suckers.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) May 23, 2012
We don’t like cyclists that run red lights either and hadn’t thought that hipsters built tall bikes to make themselves more superior.