The Lancesplanation
A few customers just walked into my coffee shop, looked at the photo on the wall that is not Lance and started to talk about him. This time the boyfriend of the two “explained” to his girlfriend what was up with Lance.
“He lost all of his medals and his tour wins since like 2000.”
“Why?” she asked surprised.
“They asked him to do something and he didn’t want to do it. He had until like two A.M. on one day to do the thing but he didn’t. So they took his medals away.”
Uh. Okay.